Just an FYI. I don’t care how filled with holiday cheer you are…. if it’s 9:00 at night, the week before Christmas, and you’re checking me out at Target I do NOT want to chat with you. Especially if what you want to chat about is the fact that yes, my purchases include cute underwear and a bottle of wine, and no those are not "typical holiday necessities." Actually, the wine is completely necessary to survive conversations like this one thank you very much.
Is it Christmas yet?