December 21, 2006

Bah humbug

Just an FYI. I don’t care how filled with holiday cheer you are…. if it’s 9:00 at night, the week before Christmas, and you’re checking me out at Target I do NOT want to chat with you. Especially if what you want to chat about is the fact that yes, my purchases include cute underwear and a bottle of wine, and no those are not "typical holiday necessities." Actually, the wine is completely necessary to survive conversations like this one thank you very much.

Is it Christmas yet?

12 comments:

  1. Oy... Oh my gosh. Let's hope this holiday madness will be over soon!

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  2. i'm sure the cute underwear and wine would be typical holiday necessities to your husband!!! dude, did you check out the wine cubes??

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  3. OH my! At least you didn't have the oriental guy that works there checking you our! He totally squished my parents Christmas card with a top and shower cleaner!

    Heck wine IS a necessity this time of year!!!!!

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  4. LOL LOL LOL!! Sorry, it's funny they way you wrote it!! Boo to the idiots at Target, though!

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  5. Maybe the holidays would be a little more fun if those WERE necessities.

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  6. OMG!!! It never ceases to amaze how idiotic some people can be. I wonder what he would have said had you had to purchase "those personal need items" as well???

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  7. omg - u crack me up, girl!

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  8. I suppose that is someone's strange version of "customer service" -- along with a jolly HO HO HO, of course!

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  9. Anonymous10:27 PM

    Ha! Well, I must say i'd prefer her to some of the really shitty service i've had! At least she didn't call you 'madam' or 'young lady' (both of which i've had! Make up your mind people!!)

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  10. LOL - at first when I read your post I thought you meant a guy in Target was trying to hit on you (check you out in another way) with the wine and cute underwear in your cart!

    I re-ordered RYC Soft Tweed for the KAL from WEBS now in Twig - a lot more manly of a color than coral. I haven't swatched either or even picked the pattern yet.

    Merry Christmas if I don't talk to you before then!

    Robin

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