I'm.... not proud.
But! I recently saw one of those listicles that was titled Signs Things Have Gone Horribly Wrong and it amused me a great deal. However it was clearly written by someone single and in their 20's. With the fun and fabulous life that goes along with that. I thought it would be fun to do a Mom in her Thirties version of that list. Plus it will kill some time while I try to figure out how to post real pictures again. GAH.
Signs Things Have Gone Horribly Wrong.
11.) A kid runs by at top speed with no pants on.
10.) The bathroom sink looks like this:
8.) The dog is nowhere to be found.
7.) There's more than one (or AHEM 2) random laundry baskets floating around the living room.
6.) I'm standing in nothing but a towel, yelling at someone.
5.) There's a bucket next to a bed.
4.) I've resorted to posting listicles.
3.) There's an unidentifiable smell coming from... somewhere?
2.) My phone looks like this and I have NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANS:
1) It's quiet.
Ok! Hopefully I can get all of this nonsense fixed soon!!!